Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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