If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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