Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Randomize
