this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It's shark week go big or go home
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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