if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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