if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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