I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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