The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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