And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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