omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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