Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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