it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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