"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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