K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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