Sponge bath it is.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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