Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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