Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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