I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
A bitchslap is in order.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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