so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
