I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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