we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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