was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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