she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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