fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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