I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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