When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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