If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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