it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
whose parrot is this?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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