My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
