i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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