Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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