with your own penis?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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