East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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