Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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