Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
