I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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