with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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