: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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