found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
