I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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