You made me cry and you don't even care
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
