Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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