It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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