She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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