K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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