I wanna bring you to show and tell
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Is it because I queefed?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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