hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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