Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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