I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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