Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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